I was going to put this in tomorrow’s quicklinks, but I decided it was worth its own post, especially because you have to do this in order. These are all YouTube videos.

First, check out Patrick Stewart Alphabet, which I found thanks to hobbitblue.

Next, go to The Picard Song. You might want to turn your speakers down, this is kind of loud.

And finally, The Sims Picard Song. Also loud, but funny!

(Unfortunately none of these are accessible to deaf viewers…I really hate that. Sorry!)

If you were wondering about my earlier catfish video, it was supposed to be an imitation of a PayPerPost staff member. Personally I liked my version better, because I just don’t get why pressing your face against a shower door is supposed to look like a catfish. A lot of the people who imitated “Antonio” did the same thing, pressing their face against a pane of glass. But even though I don’t like this video as much as mine, I don’t think it deserves the “YOU SMELL” comment it got on YouTube. Anyway, have a peek at the original video, if you haven’t seen it already!

I have officially lost it. I was so excited that I could get paid to make videos that I actually DID it. That’s right folks, I love PayPerPost.com so much I am embarrassing myself on the Internet for money! Not that every other video I’ve made - and not just for them - wasn’t embarrassing, of course. Anytime I’m on camera, it’s embarrassing. But this time it’s really bad. It’s especially dorky because I can’t do the audio, so I had to add it in separately by recruiting a family member. (He’s family!) So, here we go. I am a crazy Postie!

Ladies, gentlemen, and others: this is the zaniest thing I have ever done online for money. I like to get paid for blogging, but this time I’m getting paid for being a dork. I’m a dork most of the time anyway, so it really shouldn’t matter, but…this time I’m a fishy dork. Anyway, the idea for this post was that I would do “an impression of a catfish” like this video by Antonio. Well, I had a much better idea - I knew we bought that giant thing for something! Without further ado…