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She Looks Smart
I forgot to mention the funny part about winning bingo at Tortilla Flats on Monday night. I was already halfway through my second margarita when they passed out the bingo cards, but I was very careful to mark off the right numbers – if you called bingo and had it wrong, your entire party was … Continue reading
Fun on Fifth Avenue
The highlight so far has been giving my wife a quick peck on the lips outside a Japanese bakery, and having a passing preteen boy turn around and gape at us. Bet he wasn’t expecting lesbians on Fifth Avenue!
Funny Patent Search
I was checking out the new Google Patents service, which is a much improved interface over the one offered by the USPTO, and which I’d heard about via Googling Google. I was also looking at information about the onstage 45-degree lean performed by Michael Jackson and his dancers during concerts featuring the song “Smooth Criminal” … Continue reading
Picard Insanity
I was going to put this in tomorrow’s quicklinks, but I decided it was worth its own post, especially because you have to do this in order. These are all YouTube videos. First, check out Patrick Stewart Alphabet, which I found thanks to hobbitblue. Next, go to The Picard Song. You might want to turn … Continue reading
Visual Verification Funnies
I have seen all kinds of CAPTCHAs. That’s the visual verification many websites use these days to prove you’re a human – you know, type the code in the little box, or listen to the audio file, etc. Some CAPTCHAs (like at my bank) are actual words, but most are random combinations of letters and … Continue reading
The Internet’s Holy Day
I got my DVD recorder and video stabilizer and set them up. I managed to get them working, but I didn’t have the remote control for the DVD recorder. It was mentioned in the auction as being missing, so that was fine, but it turns out a lot of the features are only accessible through … Continue reading
Internet: 1, Google: 0
I was watching In the Life and they had a sound bite from Malcolm Lazin, the organizer of PrideFest Philadelphia. I thought the name sounded familiar from a scandal that took place about six years ago, so I googled for malcolm lazin mmow. Google wanted to know… Did you mean: malcolm lazin mmorpg Bwahaha.
Yup, We’re Strange
Okay, we are officially weird. :A: has gone into a Freecycling frenzy, and here are two recent listings: OFFER: Four X-ray films of a catWell, these are four X-ray films of a cat. Perhaps you are an extremely creative person and want these for a project, or you want to play a practical joke on … Continue reading
Mischa the Bee
Mischa the Bee, originally uploaded by woofiegrrl. 1. I love Freecycle. 2. We are mean, mean aunties!
At the Dollar Store
I love the dollar store. Where else can you find wonderful Engrish products like these? Click to enlarge! (The last one didn’t come out very well, but if you squint at the full-size version you can make it out.) Benign Girl Seabed Worid Lamp Lighting Move Plane crashing into WTC