I am taking it easy tonight, so I went to have dinner in the restaurant that’s in the lobby of my hotel, even though they didn’t have an English menu and the pictures were very small. I decoded everything that was in katakana (ポテトサラダ = potato salad, バナナチップ = banana chips, etc) and decided that [...]
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Omegle Win
Because of the vast time zone difference between me and everybody back home, sometimes I go on Omegle to chat with people. I have only done this a couple of times, the first time I chatted with somebody who did a reasonable imitation of Alex Gaskarth. Sometimes I prepare an opening line for Omegle, because [...]
Suck It
Okay, well, I didn’t post yesterday because I was coming to New York City. I’m here, but that’s not what I’m writing about. I’m writing about this comment: Instead of movable type, try finding a licensed mover that knows how to type! This was on a blog entry about Movable Type, the blogging software. The [...]
Fun in Sheboygan
I’m pretty sure Sheboygan, WI is a fairly normal town. You’d never know it though, because sheboyganscan is full of zany reports from the local police channel. 26th & pershing – male won’t pay, won’t get out of taxi; driver left b/c he’s scared of the black man bovine? on the roadway. sheriff asked whether [...]
Chief of Craziness
I just heard of Jonathan Lee Riches. This man cracks me up. I heard about him from his lawsuit against the Gosselins and Octomom, but I also discovered a partial (?) listing of his lawsuits which include the following gems: Against Starbucks: “Plaintiff also alleges that Defendant Schultz is friends with Michael Vick, and that [...]
Emergency Alert from DC
FEMS reports a suspicious package in front of 1600 PA Ave NW (White House). The Secret Service are handling the situation (a Camera bag). The road closure is 1500 and 1600 Pa Ave NW at this time. This just made me laugh. Really? 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is the White House? It’s only the most famous [...]
I Might Owe Brent Spiner $100
So, earlier today, Brent Spiner was talking about auctioning off his 400th Tweet. Instead, he posted a Groucho Marx quote. Then: “You can never go wrong with a good Groucho line. But, I will be auctioning the 500th. Best offer I got-$10. Not nearly enough.” When I saw this, I posted: @brentspiner I’ll give you [...]
Horrified and Humiliated
OH. MY. GOD. I have never been so humiliated in my LIFE. By MYSELF. For three weeks I’ve been without my debit card. This means no cash, of course, it’s an ATM card too. I looked everywhere. Every purse, my bedroom, my car, every pair of pants, even my lunchbox. I borrowed cash from friends. [...]
Share the Funnies
Got another comment on my I Hate Hollister post, from someone with the username “girlygirljen94″: welll i think that u just dont have enough money to get the clothes. I LOVE ABERCROMBIE & FITCH all my friends shop there. 9i mean like its a must. i think that u are totally wrong and i dont [...]
Adventures in Hard of Hearingness
So :A: and I are talking about the cat, and how she’s playing with a little catnip mouse, who we call Mickey the Insult Mouse. Mickey has a very dirty mouth, and Yum Yum has to smack him around from time to time. So she was poking at him, and then she sat on him. [...]
