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Omegle Win
Because of the vast time zone difference between me and everybody back home, sometimes I go on Omegle to chat with people. I have only done this a couple of times, the first time I chatted with somebody who did a reasonable imitation of Alex Gaskarth. Sometimes I prepare an opening line for Omegle, because … Continue reading
Suck It
Okay, well, I didn’t post yesterday because I was coming to New York City. I’m here, but that’s not what I’m writing about. I’m writing about this comment: Instead of movable type, try finding a licensed mover that knows how to type! This was on a blog entry about Movable Type, the blogging software. The … Continue reading
Fun in Sheboygan
I’m pretty sure Sheboygan, WI is a fairly normal town. You’d never know it though, because sheboyganscan is full of zany reports from the local police channel. 26th & pershing – male won’t pay, won’t get out of taxi; driver left b/c he’s scared of the black man bovine? on the roadway. sheriff asked whether … Continue reading
Chief of Craziness
I just heard of Jonathan Lee Riches. This man cracks me up. I heard about him from his lawsuit against the Gosselins and Octomom, but I also discovered a partial (?) listing of his lawsuits which include the following gems: Against Starbucks: “Plaintiff also alleges that Defendant Schultz is friends with Michael Vick, and that … Continue reading
Emergency Alert from DC
FEMS reports a suspicious package in front of 1600 PA Ave NW (White House). The Secret Service are handling the situation (a Camera bag). The road closure is 1500 and 1600 Pa Ave NW at this time. This just made me laugh. Really? 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is the White House? It’s only the most famous … Continue reading
I Might Owe Brent Spiner $100
So, earlier today, Brent Spiner was talking about auctioning off his 400th Tweet. Instead, he posted a Groucho Marx quote. Then: “You can never go wrong with a good Groucho line. But, I will be auctioning the 500th. Best offer I got-$10. Not nearly enough.” When I saw this, I posted: @brentspiner I’ll give you … Continue reading
Horrified and Humiliated
OH. MY. GOD. I have never been so humiliated in my LIFE. By MYSELF. For three weeks I’ve been without my debit card. This means no cash, of course, it’s an ATM card too. I looked everywhere. Every purse, my bedroom, my car, every pair of pants, even my lunchbox. I borrowed cash from friends. … Continue reading
Share the Funnies
Got another comment on my I Hate Hollister post, from someone with the username “girlygirljen94″: welll i think that u just dont have enough money to get the clothes. I LOVE ABERCROMBIE & FITCH all my friends shop there. 9i mean like its a must. i think that u are totally wrong and i dont … Continue reading