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This post includes information about my sex life. You’ve been warned!

Oh, wow. I recently had the opportunity to test a “rabbit” vibrator, and I just have to say…wow. I have actually owned one for a few years, but we’ve never really used it; it’s the regular kind with the swirling pearls.

I recently got the Hop’n Stroker rabbit vibrator from The Rabbit Vibrator. I was attracted to this model because it has a very special feature: it thrusts. Most rabbits have swirling pearls somewhere along the shaft, usually with some additional shaft beyond them. The Hop’n Stroker, on the other hand, has a little accordion section, and then the head. It has a bunch of buttons on the front - only some of which made sense to me - and it takes four AA batteries.

So anyway, I’ve owned a rabbit vibe for a long time, but I’d never really tried it. What on earth was I waiting for?! Having a vibrating dildo that attaches the vibrator right where it belongs is awesome. I like to be penetrated, but it’s not all about the penetration. And a vibrating dildo, while fun, isn’t quite right either. (As a side note, if you’re going to insert the head of your Hitachi Magic Wand, use a Reality female condom - it’s bigger than a regular condom and much easier to get over the bulb.) But the rabbit vibrator is just right! As soon as my girlfriend turned it on, my eyes got big and I started saying “oh wow” a lot.

The Hop’n Stroker is definitely an interesting device. I think it’s best if you have more nerve endings deep in your pussy - I couldn’t really tell it was thrusting as opposed to the typical swirling down near the entrance. But the really great feature of the Hop’n Stroker was the “Auto” button for the bunny. It really spices up solo play, because it adds a lot of mystery to what’s going on! My girlfriend did have a note of caution about this button, though - if you don’t want to use the auto function, be careful how you hold this vibe. We were going along great, but then her hand slipped and it really threw me off! (The other buttons, except for speed up and down for both bunny and shaft, were a mystery…I hope to someday figure out what “F” and “C” mean.)

Overall, though, the Hop’n Stroker was a lot of fun. It was a wild new experience for me and I can’t wait for my girlfriend to try it too! I also want to recommend The Rabbit Vibrator again for your rabbit vibe needs. It’s run by a very friendly lesbian and they have many different kinds of rabbits - waterproof, rechargeable, slimline, Internet-enabled (!), hands-free, and more!

I asked to be interviewed by kgola and here are the results! My earlier offer to interview others still stands - just post a comment. These questions are partly about sex, so my parents should probably look the other way…
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I found an interesting sex toy site recently. It’s called Discreet Romance and it has some interesting sex toys I haven’t seen before. In addition to the midget love doll and a rather enormous jelly dildo, they have a pretty big selection of glass and pyrex dildos, reasonably inexpensive restraints, and a well-priced Hitachi Magic Wand. They have the Feeldoe in slim and regular (presumably the stout is on the way), and a good set of silicone dildos (which, as I’ve said before, is really the best material for a dildo), including several from Tantus. They have a bunch of other products too, including DVDs, massage oils, and clitoral jewelry.

You may not want to read further if you are male, if you are directly related to me, or if sex bothers you…
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Oh my, I love this job. I just looked at several hundred images on lesbian porn sites in order to write this entry over at CyDy Blog. What a way to end the year! We are planning to spend tonight at a friend’s house and watch the ball drop on TV.

It occurs to me that I haven’t pimped the Cyber Dyke special in my own journal! I’ve been mentioning it repeatedly over at CyDy Blog but I haven’t said anything about it here even though I know I have lots of sex-positive queer women reading.

For the next couple of weeks, Cyber Dyke has a $5 off special for new signups. There’s also a free advent calendar over there if you’d like a preview of the kind of material CyDy will bring to you! There are updates every week at multiple sites within the network, including Serafina Sox and the infamous darkPlay. There’s also a couple of hidden links for discounts and free subscriptions, so browse around!

Check out the CyDy Blog shop, too. I’ve selected a bunch of books, videos, DVDs, toys, and other items. Feel free to let me know if your favorite item is missing from the list!

My girlfriend and I just saw a commercial for ScentStories, a product from the makers of Febreze. The $35 player accepts individual scent discs ($6) and plays such scent sequences as “exploring a mountain trail.” I’ve come up with a new one for the line: Fuck.

It starts out with some cheap perfume, something really tawdry. The next scents are garlic and mint, because while they’re kissing it comes out that one of them has brushed their teeth and the other hasn’t. The musky smell of an aroused woman comes next. Somewhere in the middle of all this comes a faint smell of sweat, just a light body odor produced by two people getting hot and heavy. The smell of semen comes on suddenly…and the story ends with a whiff of cigarette smoke.

Oh my. This joke is really offensive, and yet I also find it strangely funny. I couldn’t help clapping my hand over my mouth in horror as I read it, and yet I thought it was clever, too.

So this guy goes to a sex shop and he asks for an inflatable sex doll. The shop owner says “do you want the American version or the Palestinian version?”
The guy says “what’s the difference?”
“Well, the Palestinian version blows itself up.”

See? I told you it was offensive.