A few weeks ago, we got a call on the landline at 6:00 in the morning. The phone is on my side of the bed, so I woke up, fumbled, and answered it. (Yes, I can use the phone despite my hearing loss, but I hate it.) The caller said something in Russian and hung [...]
Archive for October, 2010
March of the Cocks
Hey, I’m a lesbian. Sometimes I talk about this kind of stuff. (Hi, Dave! Hi, Mom!) Six years ago, when I had just turned 23, I wrote a blog post about strap on advice. It was written in response to someone asking me about what’s the best strap on, because lesbians know that kind of [...]
Foreign Heathers
We all know that movies get different names in countries other than the one where they were produced. Usually it’s a direct translation from their English title, but not always. What gets really interesting, though, is when you translate the foreign titles in Google. The 1989 movie “Heathers” was called Escuela de jóvenes asesinos in [...]
Need New Hearing Aids
I give up. I can’t find my hearing aids anywhere. And it’s breaking my heart. For all the complaining I’ve done about the way the open fit feels in my ears, they were really good hearing aids. They made life so much simpler! They covered a huge range – all the way up to 10kHz [...]