A friend mentioned he didn’t have a middle name because his parents never decided on one, and I tried to think how his name would sound with various middle names. The first one that occurred to me was “Harlequin” and that’s when I realized…it’s the perfect middle name.
Harlequin goes with everything. I have yet to find a first-and-last name pair that was not improved by putting Harlequin in the middle of it.
I’m a genius.