I’m pretty sure Sheboygan, WI is a fairly normal town. You’d never know it though, because is full of zany reports from the local police channel.
- 26th & pershing – male won’t pay, won’t get out of taxi; driver left b/c he’s scared of the black man
- bovine? on the roadway. sheriff asked whether it was just 1 cow or a herd; dispatcher said 5; he’s not sure if that constitutes a herd
- [8:14] 7th & erie – small boy may have been locked in car trunk for misbehaving [8:23] officer reports that it’s a halloween witch doll
- kwik trip, 1618 calumet dr – 6yo stole pack of gum; mom insists on having officer respond
- fleet farm – man pumped $20.02 worth of gas, was asked for id to buy cigarettes, became indignant & wants gas siphoned back out
- 10xx erie ave – domestic disturbance; drunk woman wants to go to sleep, drunk man keeps kicking bedroom door
- walmart south – town of sheboygan 1st responder found guy w/ official jacket; guy says he bought it @ goodwill & won’t give it back
- 8xx n water st – woman has foreign object stuck in hoo-ha
…and that’s just the past month!
Remember, each of those is an actual 911 call.