I just discovered Ernest Morningwipe, aka @morningwipe on Twitter. He responds to tweets containing “Who wants…” by mimicking the tweet, Eliza-style. Here’s a recent exchange, it cracked me up:
@randomperson Who wants a Icon?
@morningwipe @randomperson I need a Icon. Yeah?
@randomperson @morningwipe okay sure ill finish the one that im doing now!
@morningwipe @randomperson Quit picking on me. I desperately need a Icon. Is that cool?
@randomperson
@morningwipe yeah sure! of who?
@morningwipe @randomperson Honeymuffin, you have no idea how much how much I desperately need a Icon. Wanna be friends?
@randomperson @morningwipe Okay…Who doyou want in your icon?
At that point, the bot gave up! Bwahahaha. This all took about half an hour.
