I’m gonna say this, and I don’t give a fuck what people think of me. I’m a fucking bitter old hag and the world can kiss my ass.

I hate fucking straight people and their weddings. Oh, we’re getting married! Oh, look at us, congratulate us, we’re so wonderful! Fuck that shit. There ought to be a moratorium on all marriages until gays can marry. I know tons of people who have gotten married over the past several years, and I know exactly one couple who is waiting to marry until their gay friends can marry.

Fucking wedding bullshit. You people have such fucking privilege and you don’t even know it. You aren’t grateful for it. You tell your gay friends, gee, I’m sorry you can’t get married, and then you run off and buy a white dress and a ring and find a venue and wave your privilege in our faces. And we’re supposed to be happy and congratulate you!

You know what? I have hated straight weddings for years. And I’m going to keep right on hating until I get married. Thank god we’re going to Massachusetts in the spring.

Disclaimer: if you think the above is about you, IT PROBABLY IS. Because it applies to all straight people getting married. My friends and acquaintances don’t get a free pass here. I hate their weddings too. So if it COULD be about you, then it IS about you.

Fucking bitter, I am.