What in the flying monkey fuck is this?!

This is from . Are they freaking insane?! I’m buying the Banana Saver through Amazon even though it’ll be 44 cents more, because that’s a ridiculous policy.
Edit: My wife woke up to go to the bathroom and I told her about this outrageous charge. She yelled at me for ordering a Banana Saver that I don’t need, so I canceled it. But still! *shakes tiny fist*