Today we went to the mall to find something I could wear for the formal nights on the cruise. Our first stop was Lane Bryant but they had nothing even remotely close to formal. So we went to Macy’s, which used to be Hecht’s, and went up to the third floor where they have always stashed the “Women 14-24″ sizes. It’s way back in a corner so that on the off-chance you have to go all the way upstairs to buy some kitchenware, you still won’t have to see the fat chicks shopping. Anyway, I tried on a few things, but none of them looked right. A went back out to the floor and looked around and came back with a dress that turned out to look really good. We also got a blouse that could be worn over the dress, which means I have outfits for both formal nights. Now I just have to manage to bring them, unlike last time when I left my formal outfit home!

BTW, when I posted about my xyrophobia? At the time, many people suggested depilatory. Yeah, well, I tried that tonight, and now I remember why it wasn’t an option last time. My body does NOT like that stuff.