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My Funny Wine Story

Posted by on January 15, 2008

Today I went to Disneyland by myself. I was going to take today off and go tomorrow, but I read that MLK Day is coming up and it will be getting busy, so I figured I’d go sooner rather than later. It was fun, and I will write more about it tomorrow. Right now I am just writing to share a funny thing that just happened to me.

I decided I wanted to have a drink, so I went over to the 7-11 two doors down and bought a bottle of wine. I checked to make sure it had the twist-off top. I paid for it and brought it back to the room. After peeling back the outer wrapping, I discovered…it was not a twist-off top after all, but a regular cork, buried in the bottle! Remember, I’m on vacation…of course I have corkscrews at home but nothing here. I tried feebly poking at it a little bit but of course the cork didn’t budge. My wife suggested I take it down to the restaurant in the lobby, which has a poorly-stocked bar but was sure to at least have a corkscrew. So I took off my pajamas, got dressed again, and brought down the bottle; there was a corkscrew right there on the bar but I didn’t want to use it without permission. The host asked from halfway across the room if he could help me, and I beckoned him over. “I bought this at the store, and I thought it had a twist-off top, but it doesn’t! Can I borrow your corkscrew?” He handed it to me, and I proceeded to fumble with it…because I don’t actually know how to use one! He saw the trouble I was having and kindly did it for me, even removing the cork from the screw and giving it back to me.

So I now have 1.5L of 18 proof wine from some local winery…hey, I said I bought it at 7-11, right? It was only $7.50! Now I can actually enjoy it, because it’s OPEN. Thank goodness.

8 Responses to My Funny Wine Story

  1. Fellow Eskimo

    If you planned on drinking it all that night, you can just push in the cork with a pen or butter knife. It goes in the bottle, can still pour it…but cant reseal.

  2. Cricket

    same thing happened to us last weekend! We bought a bottle of wine that we thought for sure was a screw off top, but ended up having a cork. Not being able to find my corkscrew, I had to call the little ole neighbor lady next door and borrow hers!

  3. funny stories

    oh you are lucky……enjoy…
    Thanks for sharing such beautiful incident……..

  4. michael

    Yep been here myself, I have tried getting the cork out with a knife but i ended up with loads of cork in the wine, I thought it would just be easy to get out but it ain’t.

  5. michael

    yep been here myself, I tried getting the cork out with a knife but ended up getting so much cork in the wine bottle its pointless trying. I thought the cork would eventually clear but it doesn’t completely wasted that bottle

  6. Wine Glass Holder Matt

    Thanks for sharing! Better bring your corkscrew all the time! :) That is something I learned from your story. :D

  7. Taylor Timms

    I had a similar experience. I had to use a knife and ended up splitting the cork in half.

  8. Kate Wilson

    I enjoyed reading this blog. I used to drink wine occasionally and I never try to open a wine bottle by my self. It is funny that sometimes we do a mistake but funny. I will remember to check the bottle wine before I bought it.

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