So we’re house-sitting at my in-laws’ for a couple of months while they’re on vacation, and they get all the Showtime channels. Last night and tonight I have been watching The L Word, and I just have to gush about Marlee Matlin. She is hotter than all things hot…she doesn’t make my jaw drop physically (although she is beautiful) but she is just hot. And she’s playing a lesbian who smokes pot and has tattoos and…mmmmm she’s so yummy. Her “interpreter” kind of makes me squirmy by interjecting his own opinions while he’s on the job, but I don’t care. Marlee is just so fucking yummy on that show. I would love to meet her someday so I can hump her leg tell her how awesome I think she is.