I’d like to come out of the closet. For a long time I have hidden my affection and it’s time to admit it. I am…a Michael Jackson fan. I don’t really care about his personal life; he’s a bit of a freak but I don’t obsess over it. However, he is an outstanding artist. I don’t think anybody can deny that he’s a great performer - he has unquestionable talent as a singer and dancer, and he puts on a damn good show. He’s unbelievably creative - downright brilliant when it comes to his music videos. Smooth Criminal, Remember the Time - he’s a showman. There’s a reason Thriller is the top-selling album by a single artist of all time…because it’s GOOD.

The hyperbaric chamber, the intimate relations with kiddies, the plastic surgery, the skin recoloring, the chimpanzee - yeah, I know he’s a weirdo. But I like his music and his videos, and that’s that.