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Today I had my hatred for MySpace (well, it’s a healthy dislike) renewed. Here is a totally spontaneous message from, and ensuing conversation with, this guy, whom I had never heard of before this morning.
Guy im thinkin of a number between 1 and 100
can u guess what it is?
Me 42
Guy 77 ya dumb fuckin spick
Me riiiiight
Guy who pissed on your cabbage?
Me you did
Guy
ok…well how did that happn and why wasnt i arrested?
Me how should I know how it happened, you emailed me first, smartypants
Guy your quite the little scum bag arent u….however u do seem to know where this is going dont u
Me to hell in a handbasket, I would guess…
Guy and ud be spot on.
do u like guns n roses?
Me no
Guy well then why dont u travel off!
Me what, you have a built-in self-censor?
Guy listne bitch…benny jones crashed is car..then he baught another car. the glory
Me http://www.iespell.com/
Guy lmao good come back lol i like you now
ok hows this, im scottish so here i go….
ye ken wit haggis is made ae? a dae n a stull hae it aw the time.
Me yes, it is sheep’s heart, lungs, and liver boiled in sheep’s stomach. fortunately I am a vegetarian
Guy Unfortunately the Quack has a new end zone. I am the calm surrender of your anal cavity. Hear me roar?No sorry, HERE me roarie?
at this point I started responding using a random insults generator
Me I’d like to shred your tongue with a miniature Statue of Liberty.
Guy Well i guess youll just have to settle for “shreding” yourself.. mabye a V shape?
Me It must suck to wake up every day and be YOU.
Guy lol why would u think that?
Me If it’s gonna be that kinda party I’m gonna put my My Little Pony doll in the candied yams.
Guy jesus! are u not just bord of yourself?
Me Call me back after you’ve been to English class.
Guy why?
p.s. u ginger bastred…no you get the masage
fuck head
Me bored; blocking; bye.
Comments
Wow…seriously, what the hell was that? This only furthers my irrational thought that people need licenses to use computers. *Sigh*
I was going to start a Myspace account for the hell of it, but there have been so many people from Myspace who have been hotlinking my sister’s wallpapers, that in protest I decided against it. Oh yeah, and this *points to your entry* helped too.
Myspace does suck. However, I have a page there because a friend of mine sent me an invite. Whyever did you respond to a random person, especially one who was obviously an asshole?
That’s what being bored at work will do, I guess! It seemed like a fun idea at the time.
Reminds me of one of those stupid “AI” programs that’s supposed to be able to carry on a conversation and fool you into thinking it’s a real person. they build up a reserve of responses they get, and try and use those to answer occasionally. Notice that none of the answers he gave you correctly matched anything you said to him. Also, the lame random crap he was saying sounds like the AI programs. Do a web search for ai buddy or ai friend; you’ll find out more about these lame abuses of technology.