I saw zille had posted a meme offering to interview her readers, so I signed up to be interviewed! Here are my answers. If you would like me to ask you five questions, feel free to request that in a comment. Of course you’re under no obligation to answer, or to offer to do the same for others.

1. How did you learn all your nifty web-skills?

You know…I’m not even sure! I don’t remember ever taking a single web class, everything has just been self-taught. I’ve used some reference books and sites here and there, but I haven’t done any formal training. And yet I’ve come up with enough to know more or less what I’m doing…I guess it’s just a fun hobby for me, and I’ve picked it up over time.

2. What do you think about when you masturbate?

I can only very rarely masturbate without source material (almost always text-based). When I do, I usually focus on things that have actually happened to me; sometimes I just remember the original occurrence and sometimes I fantasize about the exact same thing happening again.

3. Are you out about all your kinks, or are there some you hold private because you’re afraid they might squick your friends?

I am pretty much out about everything. I’m more concerned with what my parents think than my friends, but there’s very little I keep completely private. As with everything else, I just have a hard time keeping secrets or making things up - what you see is just about what you get!

4. Have you ever done “sex talk” in sign-language?

Hmmm, that could have a couple of different meanings! I’ve never flirted in sign language, that’s for sure. I’ve had to interpret flirtation, in fact just this past weekend I ran into some wordplay flirting and was shocked when I figured out the joke! (”You’ll come later - oh, you’ll CUM later…hey!”) I do have a nice vocabulary from working so much in the leather community - I’m finally no longer fazed when words like “blowjob” come up!

5. What food do you like so much that eating it is almost like sex?

That’s an easy one: peanut butter. I would eat peanut butter straight out of the jar if I could (heck, I used to!). Peter Pan is always reliable because it’s so sugary, but my tip-top absolute favorite is Reese’s. I’ve never bought a jar of it, only had it in cups and the like, but it’s the best peanut butter there is. Mmmmmmmm.