Just because I can, I guess. Be warned: much Hello Kitty to follow.

• Silver Hello Kitty purse with red heart-shaped Hello Kitty change purse inside
• Hello Kitty stuffed doll with a guitar that says “You Rock” on the fretboard
• Hello Kitty tissues (by Sniff, makers of $5+ tissue packs)
• Notepad with kittens on it
• Four camisoles from my mother-in-law. Intended as corset liners. But cripes, size medium? So I will have to exchange them.
• Tiny pink stuffed poodle that barks/whines when you squeeze its head
• Three pairs of socks: extra-fluffy Hello Kitty socks, discreet Hello Kitty socks (for work), and stripey socks that say “I Have Issues” on them
• My RID certificate, magically appearing in a frame for the first time
• The “Hello Kitty: Hello 2006″ calendar
• Babyji
• Before the Parade Passes By (this and Babyji were marked low priority on my Amazon wishlist, but my sister-in-law got them for me anyway, oh well)
• The Book Lover’s Kit
• Bad Cat!
• Commuter Waiting Games
• Mood Alert Message Pad
• Ultraviolet monitor for outdoor use
• 4′x5′ Hello Kitty fleece blanket
• the aforementioned Hello Kitty pajamas
• the aforementioned Happy Bunny pajamas
• coffee mug that says “Interpreter” and has the realistic drawing of the sign, not the crappy stylized version