My friend boiswillbebois has been making a lot of LiveJournal haikus lately, so I thought I’d give it a try. I got a few good results:

take over for me
until we bid you adieu
in manhattan but		 your fax didn’t go through
and i don’t have the choker
bracelet or boots		 several weeks and
i noticed that you have
added chocolate

The syllable counting mechanism doesn’t seem quite right, but I thought they were good anyway. You can make your own if you have a LiveJournal too.