Bwahahaha. This happens every day around the world, but rarely do I get to see it. This was on a mailing list from the linguistics department at George Mason University.

From: So-and-So
Subject:Subject: Master’s/Doctoral Student or Prof needed to share townhouse
I need a second person to share a townhouse in Herndon. This is a 3 level townhouse in great neighborhood (quiet, safe) in Herndon just off the Dulles Toll Road and Fairfax County Parkway, [etc. including pictures]

From: Somebody Else
Subject: Re: Master’s/Doctoral Student or Prof needed to share townhouse
For me or for you?

From: Complete Bozo
Subject: Re: Master’s/Doctoral Student or Prof needed to share townhouse
for you, silly! i already got a house.. actually, i looked at the photos and am thinking the person who posted this is a dumbass. might want to clean the kitchen before you take those pics, asswipe.

From: Complete Bozo
Subject: Re: Master’s/Doctoral Student or Prof needed to share townhouse
biiiig whoops!! sorry!
i take it back! didn’t mean it! christ..