I seem to have stumped a number of my geek friends with this question, so I figured I’d pose it to a broader crowd. There is a guy at work who is completely bald, and he has a big square band-aid on the back of his head. He could be an instant substitute for Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction, but that’s not what I think of when I see him. Instead I think of one very specific episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. So my question for you is: what episode does that remind me of? I can think of several hints but I’m going to hold onto them for now.

Also, I got to see both Tricia Helfer and Steve Bacic on their respective shows tonight! That reminds me, I should mention what happened with Steve Bacic. He was really hard on me, trying to get me to sign things like “Meredith likes monkeys” and so forth. So I tried to tell him that he couldn’t top the time somebody said constipation in front of a large audience (who all immediately looked at the terp), but the only word he heard was “constipation” and so he joked about my bodily functions throughout the hour. The next day, he made sure my bodily functions were running smoothly, and then actually got me to sign “I like small furry men!” I didn’t even pick up on what he was doing until I realized I was trying to come up with a sign for “furry” - the thought process was something like okay, need a sign for furry, he’s talking about something like a bear, so I’ll just use bea - hey wait a minute! - oh well, I’m halfway through the sign, might as well finish the sentence. So basically he was just thoroughly tough, but even though my face was bright red, I was laughing the whole time!