Due to a complete lack of ambition, motivation, or even just any idea what to do right this moment, I’m stealing this quiz from preppyperv. I wasn’t actually tagged, but I don’t think she’ll mind.

Three Names You Go By

1. Meredith
2. Etoile (or e-tool)
3. Bunz (or bunny)

Three Screen Names You Have Had

1. Etoile
2. woofiegrrl
3. BFXT07B

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself

1. my hair
2. my tattoo
3. my eyes

Three Physical Things You Don’t Like About Yourself

1. too much hair not on my head
2. oily skin and scalp
3. weigh quite a bit more than I’d like to

Three Parts of Your Heritage

1. mother’s side: Jewish
2. father’s side: Jewish
3. unknown

Three Things That Scare You

1. change
2. bugs on parts of me that are normally clothed
3. any of my cats being hit by a car

Three of Your Everyday Essentials (other than cellphone, wallet, keys)

1. sleeping every night in the same position with my wife curled up with me
2. my two handfuls of medication
3. getting online

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now

1. green Allaire t-shirt (from perigee)
2. green sweatpants
3. this necklace

Three of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists

1. k.d. lang
2. The Beatles
3. Hooverphonic

Three of Your Favorite Songs At The Moment

1. “Luxurious” (Gwen Stefani)
2. “An Open Letter to NYC” (Beastie Boys)
3. “Get Ur Freak On” (Missy Elliott)

Three Things You Want in a Relationship

1. to be trusted
2. great sex
3. hugs and more hugs

Two Truths and a Lie

1. I have knowingly driven while drunk
2. I wore something unique under my high school graduation gown
3. Sometimes I get light-headed if I stand up too fast

Three Physical Things about People that Appeal to You

1. the small of a woman’s back
2. a classically beautiful face
3. great tits

Three of Your Favorite Hobbies

1. playing around on various websites
2. kayaking
3. chasing after my kitties

Three Things You want to do really badly right now

1. resolve my issues at work
2. be able to get a good night’s sleep
3. accomplish something this weekend

Three Places You Want to go on Vacation

1. France
2. Vancouver, BC
3. Moscow

Three Kids Names You Like

1. Serafina
2. Lizzie
3. Kim (from when I was a kid)

Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die

1. experience another culture by moving away from the DC area someday
2. learn Esperanto fluently
3. get a college degree

Three Ways that you are stereotypically a chick (heh)

1. don’t like bugs
2. like trying on clothes
3. love Hello Kitty

Three celeb crushes

1. k.d. lang
2. Jenny Shimizu
3. Johnny Depp (pretty boy!)

3 people I would like to see take this quiz (if you haven’t already)

1. Erica
2. kalephunk
3. eyes_of_cyrene
4. anybody else who’s interested!