It’s going to be a good vacation, because the cosmos are in alignment - my awful co-worker wasn’t even here today! In between smiling and nodding while chatting with her very friendly drama queen replacement (who I had to tell not to talk on the phone about condoms while in a professional office), I browsed the 2005 expunged LiveJournal list and picked out a set of fun names. These are only available to users who purchase a $15 rename token - they can’t be created as new journals or communities. (Also, as a side note, I’m thinking about revamping my entire website. More to come on this later.)

artsluts batdyke* chocokat dorkify ewww faggotry	girlgasm hellminx infonerd jhchrist kuteness lazydiva	missmeow netguide otaku plumdumb quelquun ryanisms	scoozie theblog unbodied veggiefu wordshop xpiratex
yarnspin		zenkitty

* - and her sidekick gaygirl