Have you ever noticed that when you really need to pee, the closer you get to the toilet the more urgent the need becomes? I hate that!
Here is an example of my wife’s sense of humor. This is from an actual incident that happened when she was not more than five years old, but she wrote it just this morning.
CHUCK THE HAMMSTAIR HE WANTED TO DRIVE THE TONKA TRUCK HE SED SO AND SO I PUT HIM IN THE DRIVER SEAT AND HE WENT VROOM VROOM AND HE DROVE AROUND VROOM VROOM SUM MORE AND I FIGURED WHEN HE IS DONE HE WILL GET OUT THE TRUCK BUT HE DID NOT WANNA COME OUT SO DADDY HADDA GET A SAW AND HE SAW OFF THE TOP OF THE TRUCK AND THEN CHUCK CAME OUT AND HE HAD FUN BECAUSE HE LIKES DRIVING TRUCKS THE END
I love her so much!