This is just a minor vent at my brother-in-law, because he will never see it here.

Hey, buddy. You are the one who subscribes to the newspaper in our house. You are the one who reads it. Therefore, as we agreed, it is your responsibility to carry them up to the curb to put out with the recycling. Our driveway is long, and I am not strong enough to carry them myself. Driving them up there is a pain in the ass, especially when they’re your newspapers. So even though it’s my month to take the trash, bottles, and cans up to the curb…it’s always your month to carry the newspapers. You receive ‘em, you get rid of ‘em. The rest of us generate very little paper waste - I would only have to take the papers out every two or three weeks if it weren’t for all your newspapers. Kindly remind yourself of what we agreed to when we split up the garbage tasks, and take the damn newspapers up your own damn self.

(That said, I did it all this time, because while it’s fun to vent about it’s not worth actually arguing with him over.)