My girlfriend, who is a perfume aficionado (and rather knowledgable about the subject), sent me about two new perfumes from a company called Alex Max. They are “Gay Gal” and “Gay Guy,” and feature female and male pheromones (respectively). The “Gay Gal” perfume also has “more spice” than most women’s perfumes, and the “Gay Guy” perfume is more floral than most men’s perfumes. Because yes, of course, lesbians are butch and gay men are feminine! I’m sorry, but this just seems too silly for words. The company also has a perfume called “Metro Guy” for metrosexuals and another scent called “La Vie On Rose” – [sic], believe it or not.
Don’t knock it till you try it Sweetheart! I bought the Perfume for my self “Gay Guy” and one for my best friend “Gay Gal” They are top of the line, Really Ellegant. And thank God somebody cares about us! Ormus…