Okay, this is different. Somebody else took over this week, and so we have the instead. It’s an amusing change, I suppose…I’ll give it a shot.
1. Fuckin A, it’s Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush.
There’s a Diet Pepsi Twist in the car. I like Bailey’s, too.
2. Are ya gettin any this weekend? Who’s the lucky bastard?
It’s possible, though sometime in the next couple of weekends is more likely.
3. Tell Heather you fucking love her in a creative way. Watch your tongue and be nice, or I will hunt you down and cut it out of your filthy mouth.
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4. Think these questions are fluff? Go fuck yourself. For the rest of you, what’s the best fucking movie you’ve ever seen? [I mean, the best movie, not the best movie with fucking in it, unless you wanna share that too.]
I like and .
5. So what the fuck are you doing this weekend?
Tonight and tomorrow I’m working, then Sunday I’m going to meet A’s ex-husband’s father.