Oh lovely! A 17-year-old boy in north Wales is charged with murdering, mutilating, and munching on Mabel Leyshon, 90 years old, who was watching TV when he attacked her. Apparently he was so fascinated by vampires that he thought he could become one. (The descriptions in the news article are kind of graphic and icky, but there are no pictures.) I bet this shows up in News of the Weird.