Grad School

I’m a Patriot now. I started grad school a few weeks ago, at George Mason University. I will be getting an MA in History, with a concentration in Applied History, and a specialization in US History. Basically I want to keep working in museums, but I wanted my education to be a little more broad than that, so I went for public history instead of museum studies.

I am already a professional historian. It’s weird to say, because I have always had a lot of preconceptions about what a historian is and does, but James Banner’s Being a Historian has convinced me that if I minored in History, made Deaf history my entire undergraduate focus, curated a history exhibit at a museum, and continue to curate and run a largely history-focused cultural museum…I am a historian.

But I could know more. Who couldn’t? Knowledge is good. So I’m going to school. As a bonus, it will get me more respect and higher pay.

It feels funny being a patriot, though. I’m really still more of a bison. I stopped bleeding green and gold after high school and WMC; I started bleeding buff and blue 7 years ago and the green and gold refuse to come back. I walk through the bookstore every week before class, looking for a shirt I could wear to be a proud Patriot, and I walk out empty-handed. Sure, they’re expensive, but I’ve paid more for Gallaudet shirts. Maybe after a few semesters, or after graduation, I’ll feel like I belong. Not yet.

I’m still learning.

Memorable Books

Two tags in two days. And it goes on the blog again!

10 books that have stayed with me, as requested by [info]gretchen_marie.

  1. History of the College for the Deaf, 1857-1907 by Edward Miner Gallaudet
  2. Aftermath by LeVar Burton
  3. A Night to Remember by Walter Lord
  4. Everyone Here Spoke Sign Language by Nora Ellen Groce
  5. Macho Sluts by Pat Califia
  6. Alice by Sara Flanigan
  7. Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer
  8. Stone Butch Blues by Leslie Feinberg
  9. Hiroshima by John Hersey
  10. Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides


Nobody ever tags me on those viral Facebook things, but a friend of mine did. I wouldn’t normally do it, but this one asks what you’re thankful for, and I think it’s a worthwhile opportunity to stop and think about that. You’re supposed to do three a day for five days, but I was never very good at following directions – so here’s 15 all at once.

I am thankful for:

  1. The wonderful people that led me into my current career. Shirley, Bob, and Jane each contributed something very special to getting me into the museum field, and I’ve never been professionally happier.
  2. My two cats’ refusal to die while I was gone. When I moved to Japan in 2012, Truffle was already pretty old, I knew he might not be around when I got back. While I was in Japan, YumYum got pretty sick and I worried that she wouldn’t be around either. Well, Truffle is still my old man at 18, and seems just fine except he’s gone deaf; YumYum gets medicine every day but she’s as feisty as ever.
  3. How easy it is to be vegetarian in the US. It’s not something I necessarily maintain overseas, not that I go very often, because sometimes it just isn’t a reasonable, rational decision in other countries. But in the US, I can follow my heart and eat well.
  4. My mom and dad being in relatively good health, with no major life-threatening conditions.
  5. My wife’s sacrifice to let me follow my dreams. I went back to undergrad. I went to Japan. Now I’m in grad school. And she loves me enough to support me through it all.
  6. My chronic urticaria being in complete remission for the time being. It’s been in remission before and come back, but for now I’m doing well and glad of it. (Those of you who have known me a long time may recall that I’m allergic to my own blood.)
  7. The modern technology that lets me stay in regular contact with friends in nearly every US state, France, Japan, the UK, Canada, and the Caribbean. I would hate to go back to the pen pal days – although my 7th grade pen pal in France is now a Facebook friend!
  8. America’s Nutrition Facts labeling that allows me to monitor what I’m putting into my body. The ingredients list could use some clarification, but at least I know something. Many countries don’t have that.
  9. Climate control, and being able to afford it. I have a friend whose aunt can’t afford propane to heat her home in the winter. I’m sitting here in a nice cool room during a heat wave. I’m lucky to have a warm/cool place to be when I come out of the cold/heat.
  10. The NAD kicking Netflix’s butt so I have subtitles on pretty much every show I want to watch! Ditto for the FCC on TV.
  11. Friends, obviously. If I named names, this list would be really long. But I love them.
  12. Western pharmaceuticals. From headaches to panic attacks, I wouldn’t be without them.
  13. Good enough transit infrastructure that I can get around town without having a car. It’s not easy by any means, but it sure beats, say, where my uncle lives in Arkansas.
  14. A life inside and outside the bubble. I love Gallaudet so much, and I’m thrilled to have a place there, but I like reaching outside sometimes, too.
  15. Growing older and wiser. I have seen myself grow. Sometimes I still slip up, but I’m getting better, and I’m proud of myself for it. Keep up the good work, me!

29 Weird Museums from Mental Floss

Mental Floss had a video called 29 Weird Museums Preserving Our History. It’s not subtitled, only museum names and cities are printed on the screen, and there’s no way to get additional information. So, being a museum person these days, I found their websites and made a list.

  • Kansas Barbed Wire Museum – LaCrosse, Kansas
    • Part of the Rush County Historical Society.
  • The Spam Museum – Austin, Minnesota
    • “Pack the family car for a meat-packed day of fun!”
  • Museum of Bad Art – Somerville, Massachusetts
    • I’d love to know how you curate something like this.
  • National Museum of Funeral History – Houston, Texas
    • Check out the fantasy coffins from Ghana.
  • Burlingame Museum of PEZ Memorabilia – Burlingame, California
    • Also home to the Classic Toy Museum and the Banned Toy Museum.
  • Mütter Museum – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    • Home of the famous Soap Lady.
  • Museum of Questionable Medical Devices – Minneapolis, Minnesota
    • Closed, but the website lives on, and some artifacts have been transferred elsewhere.
  • Leila’s Hair Museum – Independence, Missouri
    • Echoes of the Victorian era in museums, when the collection itself took precedence over interpretation.
  • Vent Haven Museum – Fort Mitchell, Kentucky
    • The world’s only museum dedicated to ventriloquists and their dummies.
  • Icelandic Phallological Museum – Reykjavik, Iceland
    • They have a list of Honorary Members. I snickered.
  • Washington Banana Museum – Auburn, Washington
    • The website has lots of pictures but doesn’t tell me why bananas are important.
  • Giant Shoe Museum – Seattle, Washington
    • I don’t understand why this wasn’t part of the AAM conference last month.
  • Meguro Parasitological Museum – Tokyo, Japan
    • They seem to actually do a lot of research. I wonder if I can order a phone strap from overseas.
  • Shin-Yokohama Raumen Museum – Yokohama, Japan
    • It’s really mostly a store and food court area. There’s also the nearby Cup Noodle Museum.
  • Burnt Food Museum – Arlington, Massachusetts
    • Apparently you can burn lemons.
  • International Museum of Towing and Recovery – Chattanooga, Tennessee
    • I am both too impressed and too perplexed to comment.
  • Museum of Clean – Pocatello, Idaho
    • Don’t miss the chimney sweep dress-up photo opportunity!
  • American Sign Museum – Cincinnati, Ohio
    • The name kind of throws me off because the word after “American Sign” in my experience is usually “Language.”
  • Museum of Broken Relationships – Zagreb, Croatia
    • It’s really not a bad idea, artists come up with some neat stuff. It’s really about the human story.
  • Beer Can Museum – East Taunton, Massachusetts
    • Aha. The website explains that the IMLS, a government agency, considers this type of museum a “collection of curiosities” and not a museum proper.
  • National Mustard Museum – Middleton, Wisconsin
    • They sure do keep their webpage updated – the current site says “Dads Love Mustard” which is apparently tied into Father’s Day last Sunday.
  • Spinning Top Museum – Burlington, Wisconsin
    • Now with added yo-yos!
  • Pencil Museum – Keswick, England
    • Apparently factories in the area have been making pencils since 1832.
  • Lock Museum of America – Terryville, Connecticut
    • But it’s not the only lock museum. Not even in the US.
  • The Lamp Museum – Bruges, Belgium
    • The website is only in Dutch or French, but I gathered that they are a lamp museum.
  • Sulabh International Museum of Toilets – New Delhi, India
    • I find it interesting that a museum dedicated to sanitation is in a country where large areas are unsanitary.
  • Bigfoot Discovery Museum – Felton, California
    • “Attract & edutain the public with the facts about mystery primates around the world.” Edutain, folks.
  • Gelato Museum – Carpigiani, Italy
    • They have a workshop that allows you to explore the emotions you feel while eating gelato.
  • Kuching Cat Museum – Kuching, Malaysia
    • If I ever go to Malaysia, this will be my first stop.

Nakagin Capsule AirBnB

There’s an AirBnB listing for the Nakagin Capsule Tower.

If you’re not familiar with it, the Nakagin Capsule Tower is in Tokyo, it was built in 1972, and it looks like this:

Nakagin Capsule Tower, outside view

Nakagin Capsule Tower

It’s an example of modular construction, like Habitat 67 in Montreal, and unlike the Contemporary Hotel at Disney World, it really was designed to just pop the capsules off when they needed replacement. But none of the Nakagin capsules ever have been replaced. Not that they’re much to look at, really. Each capsule (note: these are not the same as capsule hotels, you can stand up in these) is about 100 sq ft, has an airplane-style bathroom, and boasts space-saving furniture, all in that retro ’70s vibe. Check out the sample room:

Nakagin Capsule Tower, inside view of model room

Nakagin Sample Room

But of course you can’t just walk into Nakagin and say ただいま! (“I’m home!”) because you don’t live there. Even though only 30 of the 140 capsules are actually occupied, it’s a private building. Which is why I’m so into this AirBnB listing that I made a whole post about it: I want to stay here! Even though this capsule’s shower doesn’t have hot water (hey, at least there is a toilet) and you have to sleep on an airbed, I would totally stay here. Because…it’s normally inaccessible architectural history! How could you not want to stay here? I would even just go for the novelty and then sleep somewhere else if I had to. This is totally the coolest place in Tokyo on AirBnB, and that’s even considering the apartment in Sumida-ku with an awesome view of the Asahi Beer Hall‘s Golden Flame.

For more interesting living accommodations in Tokyo, check out the geki-sema share houses.

Speech as a Job Requirement

I’ve been posting a lot on Facebook lately, and I didn’t want to overdo it there, so I figured I’d post here and let my most recent post there sit for a bit. Anyway, I found a job listing for a full time dock hand at the Washington Sailing Marina. Standard job requirements for a dock hand, of course. Working outside, must immerse hands in water, CPR certification, help customers fuel their boats, you know. And then this:

Speech recognition and clarity, including the ability to understand the speech of customers and co-workers and the ability to speak clearly so that you can be understood by customers and co-workers in English.

Well that’s awfully specific, isn’t it? Why is “speech recognition and clarity” such an important part of the job? Deaf people, whether they can lipread and speak or not, can do customer-facing jobs just fine. Even in an environment where people might call out to one another regularly, the job can be adapted for a deaf person. This requirement is effectively saying “deaf people need not apply,” except for those who function as hearing – and let’s be honest, who does, 100% of the time? Even with a cochlear implant you might miss things occasionally. I’m not at all sure this requirement is fair or in line with the ADA…

Can Spam Hijack Old Comments?


Just happened across some comments on an old post that all seemed legit, but had spam-like names and links and emails. What is the likelihood those comments were by actual people, then altered to have spam-presenting links? Is that a known way of hijacking WordPress? I’ve just upgraded from 3.7.1 to 3.8.1, too.

ID1: Ethnicity/Religion

According to the Washington Post, Jewish people are now identifying as more cultural, less religious. I guess you could say that describes me a little better, but not really.

I am Jewish by ethnicity. I cannot be anything else. I have traced my family to a town called “Volkovisk,” which is apparently in Belarus, but the Ellis Island records don’t specify a country, and anyway, we’re not “White Russians” – we’re Jewish. I don’t know anything about my father’s side of the family other than that they were also Jewish, so I am 100% ethnically Jewish. I cannot be Polish (though I said I was growing up, because I thought I was), I cannot be Russian or Belarusian. I am Jewish. (Note that this is not the late 1800s, and although I am genetically related to other Jewish people, “Jewish” is not a race – I tick white on forms, I pass as white, and I am white. I am white by race, but I am Jewish by ethnicity.)

But I am not Jewish by religion. I suppose I was for the first few years of my life, but I was raised Unitarian Universalist. Now I am an atheist, and somewhat aspiritual and areligious. I just have no interest in religion, really. Plenty of UUs are also atheist, but I am not even UU anymore. At any rate, I am certainly not Jewish by religion, and was never raised as such. I have been known to celebrate Hanukkah (but also the bigger December holiday), and I love charoset and matzo, but that’s where my celebration of Jewish holidays ends.

Nobody needs to know this stuff but me, but given the Washington Post article, I had been thinking about it, and I wanted to write it down. For more on the “who is a Jew” stuff, see Judaism 101.